Futurama Quotes

[Nefarious]

**A letter drops into Hermes IN box**
Hermes: OH MY GOD! A letter from the Central Breauacracy! *reads letter*
Letter: You are about to receive a letter from the Central Breauacracy.
**A second letter drops into Hermes IN box**
Hermers: OH MY GOD! A letter from the Central Breauacracy! *reads letter*
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Bender: "I was God once."
God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."
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Bender from box demention: Kiss my glorious golden ass
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Hermes: Its lower than a limbo stick, lower than a limbo stick at carnival time and thats as low as limbo sticks go (WEEPS)
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Fry while riding a bouncing ball: Alas the tolls of war have made me a man...WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Bender: I am Bender please inset girder.
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Santa: You've all been VERY naughty. Except you Dr. Zoidberg here you go.
Zoidberg: A pogo stick! Just what i've always wanted!
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Bender: Wiggles you will dine with the captian toinight!
Zoidberg: The captains table?!?!? What an honor!
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Bender: Bite my shinny metal ass!

[Nefarious]

Futurama brought to you by Thompsons teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.

[kud0z]

Bender: I hear you two were on the ass end of an ass-kicking.

[Nefarious]

Bender: Fry cracked corn and I don't care. Lela cracked corn, I still don't care. Bender cracked corn and he is great! Take that stupid corn...

[Dark Knight Zer0]

that was just on, no points for you nef

DK0

[Nefarious]

where the hell do you think i get all my quotes!? websites!? HA! I watch all and quote all!

[Uthor]

"This is Franky. He's thinks he's a lunch room worker, so they put him to work in the lunch room. How's work in the lunch room, Franky?"
"It's alright."
*shakes head* "Oh Franky...."

[Nefarious]

Fry: It's all lies! He's not original. He's not a Martian. And since when is he a "THE"
Bender: You're twice the "THE" he ever was!

[Talon Karrde]

Professor: The lost city of Atlanta!


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Zap Branagan: Knowing the killbots had a set kill limit I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until the Killbots were defeated.

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Zap Branagan: I am a man with no name, Zap Branagan!

*Edit* srry didn't know

[Nefarious]

talon, no d.

[S|B|D Unorthadox]

Trucker: Whaoahoahoa! look at that. I wouldnt mind haveing a peice of that.
Fry: How would you like it if lela wanted to get down with you!?!
Trucker: eh... I have 5 minutes.


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* later

Lela: oh look, its the trucker from before. lets go on the other side of the road & try to blend in with the crowd.
Fry: No way. Hey! I believe u owe this lady an apology.
Lela: fry dont it looks like he is bulging with what looks like muscle.

* Fry tears his shirt off

Lela: ooooo...


Sry I remember these from awhile back, they are partially wrong.

[Disgruntled]

bender as santa coming down a chimney and about to get pwnt by the family IIRC "WAIT, i come bearing tri-ominos"
zap branigan : branigans law is like branigans love. hard and fast!
lela to fry who is listening to "baby got back" : "fry, you cant just sit around all day listening to classical music" or somehting to that effect.

[Nefarious]

*Casts spell of resurection*

Fry: Are you suggesting a daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on elephant back? Well that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

[Zantas]

your incantation fails

/me casts thread ressurection spell

[Dark Knight Zer0]

well i WASNT gonna say anything seeing as how Nef was the one who started the thread in the 1st place, but yeah, all nef did was create a Thread Zombie of the highest level.

gfg nef

DK0

[Canon]

Farnsworth: If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse, expelling the entire worm society.
Hermes: But what about the worms in the other parts of his body?
Farnsworth: Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.

[[NAKED]Loki]

Professor - "Sweet Zombie Jesus!"
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Professor - "Yes, it's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring."
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Morbo - "Windmills do not work that way! Godnight!"
Morbo - "Stop it, stop it, it's fine. I will destroy you."
Morob - "Kittens give Morbo gas."
Morbo - "Pathetic humans! Prepare to write down the recipe!"

[The_Lemming]

Worm- I came over on cthat sandwich!

Commerical- Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!