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unrequited
07-01-2004, 03:37 PM
Some l33t d00d wrote a C++ compiler wrapper named n00bembler (http://www.programmersheaven.com/search/download.asp?FileID=27209) so that you can program l33t. Example? Here's some of the transforms available to you.

Documentation for the n00bembler++ progaming language.
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Functions.
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pH0Re(a,b) - starts a for loop. It is equal to for(a = 0; a < b; a++) { in the C language.
Wh1n3(a) - Prints an 'omg' and a newline to the screen.
InPu7(a) - Reads one character from the keyboard and places it in the supplied 'a' variable.
H34d5h07 - Exits the program and returns 0 to the operating system.
eie - This must be written in the start of every program(after the header files, if you use any)
fragg(a) - Adds 1 to the supplied 'a' variable.
wtf(a) - Subtracts 1 from the supplied 'a' variable.
ARNE(s) - Prints the string s and a trailing newline to the screen.
RosaHelikopter - compare two variables
clan - multiplicate (varible*(old variable value*a number)
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Other stuff.
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To make it easier for the gamers we have renamed some often used things to names that should make this easy to grasp for h4rDc0rE-g4m3rZ!

p0rr = {
cheat = }
omg = int (an integer for those who did not know :-))
roflmao = a long integer.
roflmao2k = an unsigned integer.
lol = a floating-point number.
plz = a char (character)
kewl = must be supplied at the ending of most statements
asl = '='(equals sign)
gull = +
iPh = what in c will be an if
E153 = what in c will bw anelse
CS = *
wtf2k3 = -
n00b = /
laim = (
laim2k = )
oxo = '=='
jalla = &&
H4xx0r = <
n00bie = >
w00t = what in c will be an case
CSfinalen = whah in c will be an switch


and now a sample hello world program coded in n00bembler

#include "n00bember++.h"

eie
plz ting kewl
omg arne kewl
ARNE("HELLO ARNE")
InPu7(ting) kewl
H34d5h07
p0rr

Uthor
07-01-2004, 03:39 PM
I know just (barely) enough programing to find this funny.

ferret
07-01-2004, 03:44 PM
rofl

PeregrineFalcon
07-01-2004, 03:45 PM
ok that is friggin awesome....

/me begins convering all the code he wrote today

unrequited
07-01-2004, 03:52 PM
I wouldn't say it's exactly practical... but if you wanted to ensure a little bit of job security, in consulting work and one-off jobs, you could check in your code at the end of the job in n00bembler, with the note that it's just easier for you to code in it. For changes/updates they'd either have to train somebody else in this piglatin-type code, or hire you back heh.

kael
07-01-2004, 04:01 PM
i kinda am c uriious and want to read his header

PeregrineFalcon
07-01-2004, 04:03 PM
i kinda am c uriious and want to read his header

Prolly uses a butt load of #defines.

Canon
07-01-2004, 07:00 PM
rofl

HighPingedLPB
07-02-2004, 07:10 AM
bahahahaha!