unrequited
07-01-2004, 03:37 PM
Some l33t d00d wrote a C++ compiler wrapper named n00bembler (http://www.programmersheaven.com/search/download.asp?FileID=27209) so that you can program l33t. Example? Here's some of the transforms available to you.
Documentation for the n00bembler++ progaming language.
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Functions.
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pH0Re(a,b) - starts a for loop. It is equal to for(a = 0; a < b; a++) { in the C language.
Wh1n3(a) - Prints an 'omg' and a newline to the screen.
InPu7(a) - Reads one character from the keyboard and places it in the supplied 'a' variable.
H34d5h07 - Exits the program and returns 0 to the operating system.
eie - This must be written in the start of every program(after the header files, if you use any)
fragg(a) - Adds 1 to the supplied 'a' variable.
wtf(a) - Subtracts 1 from the supplied 'a' variable.
ARNE(s) - Prints the string s and a trailing newline to the screen.
RosaHelikopter - compare two variables
clan - multiplicate (varible*(old variable value*a number)
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Other stuff.
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To make it easier for the gamers we have renamed some often used things to names that should make this easy to grasp for h4rDc0rE-g4m3rZ!
p0rr = {
cheat = }
omg = int (an integer for those who did not know :-))
roflmao = a long integer.
roflmao2k = an unsigned integer.
lol = a floating-point number.
plz = a char (character)
kewl = must be supplied at the ending of most statements
asl = '='(equals sign)
gull = +
iPh = what in c will be an if
E153 = what in c will bw anelse
CS = *
wtf2k3 = -
n00b = /
laim = (
laim2k = )
oxo = '=='
jalla = &&
H4xx0r = <
n00bie = >
w00t = what in c will be an case
CSfinalen = whah in c will be an switch
and now a sample hello world program coded in n00bembler
#include "n00bember++.h"
eie
plz ting kewl
omg arne kewl
ARNE("HELLO ARNE")
InPu7(ting) kewl
H34d5h07
p0rr
Documentation for the n00bembler++ progaming language.
--------------------------------------------------------
Functions.
-----------
pH0Re(a,b) - starts a for loop. It is equal to for(a = 0; a < b; a++) { in the C language.
Wh1n3(a) - Prints an 'omg' and a newline to the screen.
InPu7(a) - Reads one character from the keyboard and places it in the supplied 'a' variable.
H34d5h07 - Exits the program and returns 0 to the operating system.
eie - This must be written in the start of every program(after the header files, if you use any)
fragg(a) - Adds 1 to the supplied 'a' variable.
wtf(a) - Subtracts 1 from the supplied 'a' variable.
ARNE(s) - Prints the string s and a trailing newline to the screen.
RosaHelikopter - compare two variables
clan - multiplicate (varible*(old variable value*a number)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Other stuff.
-------------
To make it easier for the gamers we have renamed some often used things to names that should make this easy to grasp for h4rDc0rE-g4m3rZ!
p0rr = {
cheat = }
omg = int (an integer for those who did not know :-))
roflmao = a long integer.
roflmao2k = an unsigned integer.
lol = a floating-point number.
plz = a char (character)
kewl = must be supplied at the ending of most statements
asl = '='(equals sign)
gull = +
iPh = what in c will be an if
E153 = what in c will bw anelse
CS = *
wtf2k3 = -
n00b = /
laim = (
laim2k = )
oxo = '=='
jalla = &&
H4xx0r = <
n00bie = >
w00t = what in c will be an case
CSfinalen = whah in c will be an switch
and now a sample hello world program coded in n00bembler
#include "n00bember++.h"
eie
plz ting kewl
omg arne kewl
ARNE("HELLO ARNE")
InPu7(ting) kewl
H34d5h07
p0rr