Airplane Instruction Guide

[Anonymous]

http://home.comcast.net/~evilernie666/airplane_help.jpg

Too...funny...

[unrequited]

Yesterday called... they want their URL back:
http://www.airtoons.com/

[Anonymous]

Instead of being a jackass, go and find a girlfriend. None of your posts are constructive, I was just posting it.

[stormFury]

That wasn't constructive either.

[Canon]

Instead of being a jackass, go and find a girlfriend. None of your posts are constructive, I was just posting it.

Are you implying that he has no girlfriend... or that you are somehow better than he is because you have one?

Class, Ernie... class. 8)

[Low-Light]

I thought i saw pictures of SK with a gf???

[Uthor]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1287

[Anonymous]

If it's my post, he should remain out.

[Stick]

ee seems to have alot on anger.

[unrequited]

ee seems to have alot on anger.

Instead of being so angry, he should go and find a girlfriend.

[Anonymous]

I'm engaged, don't need a girlfriend. Thanks though. Maybe you should buy high-heels to circumvent the height factor which may be hindering your ability to find a girl.

[ferret]

Its not like you haven't posted this 4 times before on FCS and TFC, EE... Not sure why the reaction surprised you.

[PeregrineFalcon]

I'm engaged, don't need a girlfriend. Thanks though. Maybe you should buy high-heels to circumvent the height factor which may be hindering your ability to find a girl.

Whens the big date and are we all invited?!!!!
Do I hear Bachelor Party?!!! (I mean LAN party of course, HAHA)

[unrequited]

Let's hope this fianceé doesn't run off with a guy 12 years her elder like the last one did.

[PeregrineFalcon]

Lets hope he takes off that picture of them kissing. Such a weird angle, and just looks bad.

[unrequited]

Lets hope he takes off that picture of them kissing. Such a weird angle, and just looks bad.
That's why I changed my sig after my thread was baleeted, eventhough a couple moderators agreed with me.

[acme420]

instead of arguing about whos girlfriend is better looking you should put your heads together and figure out a way for me to have a wild orgy with 5 bisexual hotties.

[PeregrineFalcon]

hope a girl doesnt answer that question with 5 bisexual males...then you'd be in trouble

[Canon]

I don't think ee found a girlfriend.. I think she was just sucked into his massive gravitational pull.

I'm just kidding, of course... while we're all being ruthlessly sarcastic.

[Anonymous]

Lets hope he takes off that picture of them kissing. Such a weird angle, and just looks bad.
That's why I changed my sig after my thread was baleeted, eventhough a couple moderators agreed with me.

Remember when you used to whine about how I started crap with you? Tell me, what are you doing now? And insulting my fiance? You just crossed the line. You're a pretty pathetic individual to have to pick on my fiance and not deal with me directly, so let me assure you that the next time you're in Chicago for any possible FCS LAN, I'll be there.

And now don't go stalking Princess like you did when she was dating Mini-Chimp or now that she's in love with Emad. She never liked you, just admit it. Like I remember how you were touchy-feely at the 2001 Chi-Mayhem gathering. You're pretty pathetic. I can even pull up her LJ entry where she talks about how she disliked your perverted self that day.

so sad :cry: :cry: :cry:

[ferret]

*popcorn*

[PeregrineFalcon]

*sour patch kids* (no im not starting another thread of Word Association)

[Anonymous]

*popcorn*

What's funny is you're condoning his actions as tolerable...maybe if he were talking shit about kamie and insulting her, you wouldn't feel so inclined as to sit back, would you?

[PeregrineFalcon]

*popcorn*

What's funny is you're condoning his actions as tolerable...maybe if he were talking **** about kamie and insulting her, you wouldn't feel so inclined as to sit back, would you?

Umm there was no insult to your fiance anywhere in this post (correct me if im wrong), but i didnt see it. So far they have been insults to you in a joking manner (as is done often on these forums).

/me hands EE a chill pill

/me asks ferret to pass the popcorn


Lets hope he takes off that picture of them kissing. Such a weird angle, and just looks bad.
That's why I changed my sig after my thread was baleeted, eventhough a couple moderators agreed with me.

[ferret]

*popcorn*

What's funny is you're condoning his actions as tolerable...maybe if he were talking **** about kamie and insulting her, you wouldn't feel so inclined as to sit back, would you?

I'm tired of defending you or going out of my way for you. Everytime I do the next day you turn around and act like an ass again.

[Canon]

*Gummy-Bears*

[PeregrineFalcon]

ok i dont know about you guys but while i was reading ferrets last post i could have sworn i saw the ferret's eyes flash red in the picture to the left

[ferret]

ok i dont know about you guys but while i was reading ferrets last post i could have sworn i saw the ferret's eyes flash red in the picture to the left

Haha. I can do that in real life you know. Blue and Red. Really helps to see at night.

[PeregrineFalcon]

you should so make a .gif that does that

[Anonymous]

*popcorn*

What's funny is you're condoning his actions as tolerable...maybe if he were talking **** about kamie and insulting her, you wouldn't feel so inclined as to sit back, would you?

I'm tired of defending you or going out of my way for you. Everytime I do the next day you turn around and act like an ass again.

DEFEND ME?! Defend me from what, by telling me not to respond to SK so that he can rip on my fiance? Riiiiight! How could I have been so oblivious as not to see something like that?

So answer my question ferret: If I were doing to Kamie what SK is doing to my fiance, would you condone my actions as well? If so, may I begin ripping on her? Not that I want to, I think she's a great person, but just to see how YOU'D react under the same situation.

[PeregrineFalcon]

ive let my brain think this thread never exsisted.

[Anonymous]

*popcorn*

What's funny is you're condoning his actions as tolerable...maybe if he were talking **** about kamie and insulting her, you wouldn't feel so inclined as to sit back, would you?

Umm there was no insult to your fiance anywhere in this post (correct me if im wrong), but i didnt see it. So far they have been insults to you in a joking manner (as is done often on these forums).

/me hands EE a chill pill

/me asks ferret to pass the popcorn


Lets hope he takes off that picture of them kissing. Such a weird angle, and just looks bad.
That's why I changed my sig after my thread was baleeted, eventhough a couple moderators agreed with me.

I've known SK since Chi-Mayhem...nothing he's ever done has been "joking".

[ferret]

You started the insults in this thread, EE. SK was blunt and sarcastic, but it's nothing that hasn't been said a dozen times in nearly every thread in the Pics & Vids forum.

I don't condone what he's said, but why should I step in for you? You need to learn when to pick a fight and when to just let shit go. You take everything said as a direct confrontation, even things not directed at you. Why are you always out to fight and argue with people?

[Anonymous]

Lets hope he takes off that picture of them kissing. Such a weird angle, and just looks bad.
That's why I changed my sig after my thread was baleeted, eventhough a couple moderators agreed with me.

I wonder which moderators it could have been...remembering that ferret agreed with SK on a previous thread about it.

I guess I'll start on Kamie, yes? It'll be direct and blunt, as you said, so if it pisses you off...you'll know how I feel. Deal?

[unrequited]

You're a pretty pathetic individual to have to pick on my fiance and not deal with me directly...
Rather than attack you, I always kept it funny, making fun of your URL in this thread, then you make fun of me for not having a g/f, then I make fun of you for not having a g/f knowing that you're engaged. Then you start ripping on me, so I tear into a soft part, and we're here. But I'll give it a shot.

"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war." You cut yourself, you've tried to commit suicide more times than I can count and more times than I care to read anymore, you're an attention hog, you're fat, and you're engaged to a girl who's 6 years younger than you (if you're <24, do the math, legally she's not old enough to be responsible for her actions or know the ramifications of her decisions -- doesn't mean she's not legally allowed to marry you, but she's not bound to any contract she signs until she turns 18, or her parents co-sign).

...let me assure you that the next time you're in Chicago for any possible FCS LAN, I'll be there.
okee... "Welcome to the THUN-DA-DOME!!!"

And now don't go stalking Princess...
I'll let her handle this one because I'm not gonna comment on how she feels.

But if you're gonna try LJ-mining for ammo, lemmie take the wind out of your sails. I'm love-sick, girls like to mess around with me when I'm looking for something more, and my father's sick. If I forgot anything, please try to bring it up. My skin's probably thicker than yours (though not physically).

BTW, I take NO responsibility for any physical harm you do to yourself as a result of any of this. You asked for it.

update 2004-06-24 3:15pm EST - changed some wording

[acme420]

focus people, focus/

so last night im riding the bus home and this hot chick is sitting a few seats ahead of me and its like 4am. so anyway bout 4 minutes later a car pulls up next to the bus at a red light and 4 chicks hop out and start dancing around all sexy like an impromptu sexy video, cept one of the chicks was fat, but ignore that.

a few blocks later same car pulls up beside the bus and hokns for the hot chick to get off at the next stop, so she gets off the bus next stop and gets in the car with the other 3 average chicks and 1 fat chick. now obviously they were some lesbos so figure out a way for me to get that to happen minus the fat chick.

[ferret]

There wasn't a single post in this thread directed at or insulting your fianceé. I see all threads as being directed at you in return for a similar insult directed at SK. As the old axium goes: "If you can't take it, don't dish it out."

I dare you to actually attack Kamie. It'll be my pleasure to show you what would happen to SK if he actually targetted your fianceé.

[PeregrineFalcon]

focus people, focus/

so last night im riding the bus home and this hot chick is sitting a few seats ahead of me and its like 4am. so anyway bout 4 minutes later a car pulls up next to the bus at a red light and 4 chicks hop out and start dancing around all sexy like an impromptu sexy video, cept one of the chicks was fat, but ignore that.

a few blocks later same car pulls up beside the bus and hokns for the hot chick to get off at the next stop, so she gets off the bus next stop and gets in the car with the other 3 average chicks and 1 fat chick. now obviously they were some lesbos so figure out a way for me to get that to happen minus the fat chick.

pure genius

[acme420]

true story, i couldnt belive it and neither could anyone else on the bus. but then again this is chicago and that shit happens all the time, mostly on the weekends and not early thursday morning.

[unrequited]

so last night...
I'd take one for the team and pull the fat chick so that you know even though you're getting pounded on by 200lbs of lovin', somewhere, SOMEWHERE there are 4 hot chicks getting their groove on. It's enough to make anybody sleep soundly.

[Canon]

editted to keep most unaware... adding a longer delay.

[ferret]

rofl

[PeregrineFalcon]

and im spent

[unrequited]

rofl
So are you gonna change your avatar? I think there should be a VERY long delay so that people who didn't know you switched it only THINK they saw the eyes flash.

[stormFury]

Best. Thread. Ever.

I love it when EE takes the internet seriously.

[PeregrineFalcon]

wait i thought this was serious....d4mn why did u wait so long to let me know (oh by the way this is sarcasm for those who dont noticed).

We should make a requirement to write:

*SARCASM*

after every post we dont want to come off as offensive so those who dont notice have been forewarned.

[acme420]

use my patented </sarcasm> tag at the end, it doesnt need to be opened just close at the end.

[Low-Light]

THE EyeS (Insert Cool Beans) lol

I've been sitting here for ever Stairing at the Damm thINg! it ______ ____ ! and i think i saw a _____ ! but _____! *edited by me cause Brotha Canon said nicely to.

And the Chick thing! Dude what bus you ride on.. Take me along! I wanna Get in a Car with 4 hot chicks and a big chick

"I Love Big Women!" as my friend Enjoys saying...

8)

[Canon]

low-light... edit your post so you don't give it away for everyone else.

kthx

and GET NAKED!!!

[acme420]

79th street going west.

go down on clark between belmont and addison friday and saurday nights and halsted between belmont and fullerton. oh man so many hot drunk bimbo's

[squeak]

<-- so confuzled. Care to clue me in? Did you DO the fat chick? And GOD I wish it was october so I could go bar'n.

[Princess]

And now don't go stalking Princess like you did when she was dating Mini-Chimp or now that she's in love with Emad. She never liked you, just admit it. Like I remember how you were touchy-feely at the 2001 Chi-Mayhem gathering. You're pretty pathetic. I can even pull up her LJ entry where she talks about how she disliked your perverted self that day.

so sad :cry: :cry: :cry:

How DARE you bring my personal life into your stupid thread. As a matter of fact I DID like SK and he is my BEST FRIEND! He has been my best friend for the past 4 years. He is one of the most amazing, talented, smart, and fun people I know. No, we didn't work out as a relationship because we're not right for each other, but we most certainly are still friends to this day. I talk to him at least once a week on the phone. I can't believe you would even think that I didn't have feelings for him based on a stupid entry from years ago. The fact that you would even BOTHER to pull that up is disgusting because I can pull out hundreds where I've praised not only what we had when we had a relationship, but also the grateful friendship that I now have with him. My personal life is my damn business so stay out of it.

[unrequited]

0wn3d

[Canon]

pwnt

[Anonymous]

You're a pretty pathetic individual to have to pick on my fiance and not deal with me directly...
Rather than attack you, I always kept it funny, making fun of your URL in this thread, then you make fun of me for not having a g/f, then I make fun of you for not having a g/f knowing that you're engaged. Then you start ripping on me, so I tear into a soft part, and we're here. But I'll give it a shot.

"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war." You cut yourself, you've tried to commit suicide more times than I can count and more times than I care to read anymore, you're an attention hog, you're fat, and you're engaged to a girl who's 6 years younger than you (if you're <24, do the math, legally she's not old enough to be responsible for her actions or know the ramifications of her decisions -- doesn't mean she's not legally allowed to marry you, but she's not bound to any contract she signs until she turns 18, or her parents co-sign).

...let me assure you that the next time you're in Chicago for any possible FCS LAN, I'll be there.
okee... "Welcome to the THUN-DA-DOME!!!"

And now don't go stalking Princess...
I'll let her handle this one because I'm not gonna comment on how she feels.

But if you're gonna try LJ-mining for ammo, lemmie take the wind out of your sails. I'm love-sick, girls like to mess around with me when I'm looking for something more, and my father's sick. If I forgot anything, please try to bring it up. My skin's probably thicker than yours (though not physically).

BTW, I take NO responsibility for any physical harm you do to yourself as a result of any of this. You asked for it.

update 2004-06-24 3:15pm EST - changed some wording

I don't cut. But even so, cutting is a depression-related act that many people do, teenaged or adult. I've given up, because obviously you and ferret enjoy mocking my fiance. So I'll tell you guys what. SK, you're a loser...simply put. If your father is sick, I hope he bites the big one and goes away as not to put up with scum like you.

Ferret...learn to run your community in an unbiased fashion. Condoning the insults on me and my fiance kissing is pretty weak, especially if you're "trying to be nice". Immature, really..

[ferret]

Racism will not be tolerated. I have deleted EE, and will delete any new accounts he creates.