Toilet Paper

[ferret]

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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

[[NAKED] sidark]

lol

[sexyownage]

NICE :P

[Nefarious]

its not as funny when you've heard it as much as me, but still a good post

[PeregrineFalcon]

its not as funny when you've heard it as much as me, but still a good post

If you dont have something relevant why even post? People are enjoying this post and then u come aroung with your crazy knife wielding monkey. Shoo monkey shooo

[Nefarious]

shoo bird shooo. it was perfectly relavent

[PeregrineFalcon]

/me picks up da monkey in his claws, causing him to scream and drop his knife
/me drops da monkey from 500ft in the air to his death

[Nefarious]

... stupid...

[steaLer]

get a room

[PeregrineFalcon]

Lets start the post over...
sorry for letting it get out of hand, and so is Nefarious
;-)
Ripped from another forum:

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

[steaLer]

rofl. funnaryy. some things never get old.