Don't try this at home kids

[[gh]Spurty]

<andy^> where do i find a hkey_local_mahine
<andy^> where do i find a hkey_local_machine
<Spurty-house-worker> registry
<Spurty-house-worker> regedit
<andy^> wheres that
<andy^> :x
<Spurty-house-worker> delete all all the entries, they are EVIL.
<Spurty-house-worker> 2nd only to DLLs
<andy^> is that why im gettin spyware?
<Spurty-house-worker> ok
<Spurty-house-worker> registry entries
<Spurty-house-worker> go delete them
<andy^> wheres that under ?
<andy^> hkey key classes root
<Spurty-house-worker> start->RUN->regedit
<andy^> k
<Spurty-house-worker> then search for it
<andy^> is it under ?
<andy^> HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT
<andy^> HKEY_CURRENT_USER
<andy^> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE
<andy^> HKEY_USERS
<andy^> HKEY_CURRENT_CONFIG
<andy^> :x
<andy^> or do i have to look under all of em?
[I left to do house work]
<andy^> can i delete everything under HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT
--- Scurvey_Dog-afks is now known as Scurvey_Dog
<andy^> [9:57:am] <Spurty-house-worker> delete all all the entries, they are EVIL.
<andy^> [9:57:am] <Spurty-house-worker> 2nd only to DLLs
<andy^> [9:57:am] <andy^> is that why im gettin spyware?
<andy^> [9:57:am] <Spurty-house-worker> ok
<andy^> [9:57:am] <Spurty-house-worker> registry entries
<andy^> [9:57:am] <Spurty-house-worker> go delete them
<andy^> do u know where that is?
<JAC> nope
<andy^> is it under
<andy^> :(
<JAC> i suck with computers
<andy^> m4
<andy^> me 4
<andy^> spurt
<andy^> spury
<andy^> spurty
<andy^> SPURTY
<andy^> :D
<andy^> D:D:D:D:D
<andy^> im just gonna delete everything undere reg_sz
<andy^> im just gonna delete everything under type: reg_sz
<Scurvey_Dog> just delte your whole registry
<Scurvey_Dog> thats the problem
<Scurvey_Dog> it will be like starting over
<Scurvey_Dog> ...kinda
<Scurvey_Dog> except you wont really be able to start again
<andy^> what do u mean?
--- You are now known as Spurty
[SNIP]
<andy^> omfg
<andy^> theres like 1092830218302198309218 09
<Spurty> wont be soon if you are thorough
<Spurty> whose machine is it?
<andy^> mine my dads and my sis
<Spurty> and they don't mind you deleting things?
<andy^> nah
<andy^> my dad dont care
<andy^> my sis might
<andy^> but who gives a shit
<Spurty> well, you don't :-)
<andy^> omg
<andy^> my hand
<andy^> its numb
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And then our hero left :-/

I seriously hope he was jesting about deleting all the registry entries. :twisted:

[[gh]Spurty]

Andy', if you really did do this and your computer is royally shagged, I hope you learnt that lesson I told you about

<andy^> [9:59:am] <andy^> HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT
<andy^> [9:59:am] <andy^> HKEY_CURRENT_USER
<andy^> [9:59:am] <andy^> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE
<andy^> [9:59:am] <andy^> HKEY_USERS
<andy^> [9:59:am] <andy^> HKEY_CURRENT_CONFIG
<andy^> is it under any of those?
<Spurty> back
<andy^> im just deleteing everything
<andy^> rofl
<Spurty> lol really?
<Spurty> lol ok
<andy^> yeah
<andy^> what does that do
<andy^> it wont effect any of the programs
<andy^> will it?
<Spurty> um
<Spurty> you finished yet?
<andy^> rofl
<andy^> no
<andy^> theres like a million
<Spurty> just reboot when done
<andy^> k
<Spurty> this is a lesson by the way
<andy^> whats the lesson?
<Spurty> reboot and if you were thorough, I'll explain
<andy^> k
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[[gh]Spurty]

Lesson is : If you don't understand it, don't touch it. Its probably not broken. Well, it is now.

[ferret]

rofl. Poor andy

[Long Black Veil]

he must have fixed it he's on IRC!

[Ritz]

LOL... It is going to be days before Andy sees these posts... Now that he has to reinstall...

[blue]

LMAO

you are a realy bastard.
you should have just told him to delete that IO.sys file... we dont need that ;)

[kael]

thats awesome, he coulda just saved teh registers then tried to screw around wtih them.

[UNDERTAKERKANE]

lol

yeh do that like i did to a 2000 server before
installed dameware onto it
http://www.dameware.com/
accessed it from outside using the wireless router and i trashed it lol
the reg is very very powerful :P
dumb idiot lan cafe owner
lol all his precious users time/saved time and info was gone
har har

[Anonymous]

Andy = not that stupid, he was probably messing with you

[Spyder]

yeah, andy really isnt that dumb, trust me. He knows enough to not fuq with the registry like that.

[Zantas]

yeah but he would do it just for kicks...

[Scurvey Dog]

i liked the part i played in it

[[gh]Spurty]

Andy = not that stupid, he was probably messing with you

Proof is in the pudding .. Andy, please tell us you are alright ?

/me thinks a complete reinstall will take less than 12 hours :oops:

[Soxmls35]

Lesson is : If you don't understand it, don't touch it. Its probably not broken. Well, it is now.

If you don't mess with stuff you don't know how will you ever learn. Spurty is a meany.

[wtf]

oh nos

[blue]

yeah spurty, i mean sheesh, you didnt become the sex god you are for keeping your wang in your pants now did ya?

[[gh]Spurty]

My Wang has seen many sights and tasted many flavors .. in its own way, its travelled the globe and my person has never left my person. I did however have consent from all the ladies whom I tinkered with but it didn't always do as it was told (drink is evil at times). I will point out that I never broke anyone during play, although I did have a few accidents. I see Andy is there.. so I guess he is A O K and I'll stop with the silly (yet insightful) waffle

[blue]

LMAO @ Spurty - your a man whore aren't you