GAME: Wish Corruption

[ferret]

I'm stealing this from another forum, the post whores should enjoy it.

The object of the game is to make a wish. The next person then corrupts the wish by having it go wrong in some way, or some unexpected consequence. Begin responses with "Wish granted, but..."

Example -

Me: I wish I could fly
Next person: Wish granted, but you have no control over your ability and rise steadily upwards until you leave the atmosphere and die in the vacuum of space

GO!

I wish I could breathe fire.

[[BUD]Apollo]

Wish granted, But when your done breathing the fire you have no control when stopping and it goes down into your belly and gives u crazy heartburn.....LOL. Wow that was lame!

I wish I could be a millionare.

[ferret]

Wish granted, But when your done breathing the fire you have no control when stopping and it goes down into your belly and gives u crazy heartburn.....LOL. Wow that was lame!

You have to follow it up with your own wish, you know, to continue the chain of the game. :)

[[BUD]Apollo]

I did for got so I had to go back and Edit ....Here it is again.

I wish i could be a millionare.

[kael]

Wish is granted but you buy a prostitute for 500k and her pimp comes and charges you with another 500k for his time also so you are broke.

I wish I could sleep with Brooke Burke.

[ferret]

Wish granted, but after a year of living in luxury, the IRS raids your estate and repossesses everything on account of tax evasion.

I wish I could breathe under water.

[Scurvey Dog]

wish granted, but then aquaman showes up and makes you his eternal ass slave.

i wish i could travel through time

[kael]

Wish granted, you travel to where the earth doesnt exist and got sucked into a blackhole, where you warp to another dimension where there just airwalks on the planet and one shaft who has a postcount of 1 trillion.

I wish I could touch my tongue on my nose.

[ferret]

Scurvey: Wish granted, but you accidently kill your great great great grandfather, and in the altered future, your mother was attacked and savagely raped by a gorilla while exploring Africa. You are the result, APE-BOY! The lower intelligence of Ape-boy has caused you to forget how to travel through time

I wish I could talk to animals.

[ferret]

Damnit Kael

In the case of dual posts, just pick one and continue :/ And start naming who you are responding to. Example

Scurvey: Wish granted, ...

[kael]

Ferret:

Wish granted, you talk to the animals and then the zoo finds out so they decide to use you to see if they can mate you with other animals so maybe in the reverse the animals can learn english, so you are stuck with a big ass gorilla called bertha trying to hump you.

I wish that ferret would stop dual posting after me and my wish would get granted.

[ferret]

Kael: Wish granted, your other wish has been granted. As a result, you stick your tongue to your nose. And it sticks. And stays stuck. Forever. You eventually learn to mumble in a manner that others can mostly understand, but eating is still very difficult.

I wish I didn't have to have a job and could just do what I want.

[blue]

Wish granted, just then your penis falls off and hits the floor and shrivles up and turns black.

I wish i had a ferrari enzo.

[Athena]

blue_sniper, your wish is granted... You took a girl out on a date and take her to a club and got drunk and then when driving her back home you wrapped your ferrari around a tree and broke your legs and her's.

I wish I someone who would clean my house for me.

[blue]

Athena, your wish is granted.... Jaun, the homsexual maid, is over cleaning your house, when out of the corner of your eye you catch your husband slap him on the ass and smile...

i wish had a plug in my brain and i could output all my thoughts to the computer.

[kael]

Blue, your wish is granted... The computer takes over your brain and forces you the most interoable itch on your crotch for eternity in retribution for enslaving the computer.

I wish I was an Op on #gamehavoc

[J.A.C]

Wish granted, i !kb you.

I wish.. nevermind im perfect.

[blue]

J.A.C. Your wish is granted. you will never be satisified by anything in this world as you believe that you are perfect and nothing can match that characteristic about yourself.

I wish i had a wish to correct a wish that went corrupted. :)

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted Blue .. however you confuse yourself and that wish vanishes in a puff of its own logic

I wish life was really like a box of chocolates

[blue]

Spurty, your wish is granted... however as you sat on your bench, you see meta and rotten...

http://www.spurtyspub.com/images/meta_rotten_teabreak.jpg

i wish that i was busier at work and didnt have time to keep making more wishes.

[Athena]

blue_sniper, your wish is granted. . . you are up to your eyeballs on work and have ppl come in your office left and right asking you to make their work look great.

I wish I got paid for being on the computer all day doing nothing.

[Dissman]

Athena, Your wish is granted... your boss walks in and hands you a pink slip... you are now recieving a check from the government called "workers comp"

I wish that i had a copy of Duke Nukem Forever

[Spyder]

i wish had a plug in my brain and i could output all my thoughts to the computer.

Wish granted, but the computer backtalks to you, takes over your brain, and attempts to become the worlds first supersmart AI. When it finds out its your brain, it settles with running a male whore business with your body.

I wish I had the ability to control gravity :shock:

edit: dammit, there's a page two.

[Dissman]

i wish had a plug in my brain and i could output all my thoughts to the computer.

Wish granted, but the computer backtalks to you, takes over your brain, and attempts to become the worlds first supersmart AI. When it finds out its your brain, it settles with running a male whore business with your body.

I wish I had the ability to control gravity :shock:

edit: dammit, there's a page two.

Your wish is granted... all gravity is suddenly under your control, except you are unable to control it all at once... the earth goes spiraling off into space, and you no longer have any air to breathe, oo

I wish for a pair of fuzzy dice for my car.

[Spyder]

I wish for a pair of fuzzy dice for my car.

Wish granted, but as your pulling out from a stop sign one day, the dice block your vision and your run down an old lady AND get hit by an 18-wheeler

Man, i wish i had a klondike bar

[Uthor]

Wish Granted: You get a pair of the coolest dice ever, but they are on the cheapest string ever. Going around a nice, slow turn on a mountain road, the string snaps, the dice hit you in the eye, causing you to go temporarilly blind, and hit, in order, a motorcyclist, a large semi, a guard rail, and the ground at the bottom of a shear cliff.

I wish I could see New Order in concert sometime.

[blue]

Spyder, Wish granted, but before you can eat it, it melts and falls to the ground.

I wish there was a god :X

[Dissman]

Spyder, Wish granted, but before you can eat it, it melts and falls to the ground.

I wish there was a god :X

Your wish is granted... He's mighty pissed though that you don't believe in him, so he decides to punish you by dropping a 20 ton safe on your forehead... OW

I wish for someone to grant my previous unanswered wish.

[Uthor]

Wish granted: You get a copy of Duke Nukem Forever, but the ONLY copy. You eventually die of exhuastion from beating back the hordes of nerds that swarm your house, phone, e-mail, and every other way of getting in touch with you.

I wish I could beat Super Mario Brothers. The first one. For NES. Yes, I suck.

[ferret]

I wish I could beat Super Mario Brothers. The first one. For NES. Yes, I suck.

Wish granted. After beating it though, you find yourself unable to get past level 1 in any modern game.

I wish I had a life time supply of Fresca. (Soda)

[Zantas]

I wish I had a life time supply of Fresca. (Soda)
Wish granted: A large helecopter comes and drops a crate on your house killing everyone inside.

I wish i didn't have a wish.

[ferret]

Zantas: Wish granted. You find yourselves banned from the forums, unable to make wishs in the wish thread :P

I wish I didn't have to go to class

[Spyder]

wish granted, but because you didnt go to class you fail all your classes and drop out of school for a career in fast food.

i wish my cell phone worked

[ArchAngelKIng]

wish granted, but because Ferret droped out of school for a career in fast food he made some fast money now Low Carb Fast Food chain of the millenium over takes McDonalds. A food where the more you eat the skinner you get! :-)

lol Ferret!

I wish I had 10 more wishes

[Zantas]

wish granted, but since every wish becomes corrupted, every wish you make brings you a step closer to living in hell.

i wish i didn't have a brother

[blue]

Zantas, wish granted, but you now no longer exist, since your parents only had your brother.

i wish i had less debt.

[Soxmls35]

wish granted you have 1 cent less of debt.

I wish HL2 was released today.

[Dissman]

wish granted you have 1 cent less of debt.

I wish HL2 was released today.

Your wish is granted... except Kim Jon Il (or whatever the despot in NK is) decides to drop the bomb on your hometown... you are burned blind and dying, and utterly unable to play HL2.

I wish that the phone call that i'm expecting would ring, and i'm able to answer the phone.

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted, however immediately after that phone call, you feel dizzy and die as you never sanitized your phone

I wish I was Spiderman

[Athena]

Spurty, your wish is granted. . . You become Spiderman, but you find that you are so small and when you spin your web the wind blows up into a bug zapper and you fall dead.

I wish I was Wonder Woman.

[StealthMonkey]

Wish granted, but then you wake up and realize that women super heros are the suck :D

I wish I could control time

[Athena]

Your wish is granted but then you realize you can't control time and time ends up controling you.

I wish StealthMonkey had a better granting of my wish for being Wonder Woman.

[Kamie]

Athena, wish granted. You are now Wonder Woman. But you are somehow forced to be the spokes woman for Wonder Bras and Wonder Bread. And after eating the lifetime supply of Wonder Bread, you look really fat and nasty in the Wonder Bra adds and lose all your money. Also, you can no longer fly due to weight and you can no longer sit inside your invisible airplane.

I wish I had more time to sleep

[blue]

Athena, your wish is granted. You strap your magic whip to your hip to go out and conquer the world.... Too bad thats all you forgot to put on...

I wish i had a camera to catch a picture of a nekkid Athena with nothing but a whip!

[Kamie]

Blue, wish granted. You get the picture but then get stuck by lightening and wind up blind.

I wish I had more time to sleep

[blue]

Kamie, wish granted, too bad you never wake up!

i wish i had a clever wish to wish for.

[ArchAngelKIng]

Kami, wish granted, you get more sleep but you wake up beside wonder woman!

I wish kami would sleep with me and wonder woman?

[Zantas]

i wish i had a clever wish to wish for.
wish granted, too bad it was so clever you forgot what it was.

i wish people had better wishes

[Kamie]

Wish granted, but then Ferret and Athena's husband find out you drugged Athena and Kamie and then they kill you.

I wish that we did not have to make left handed turns into traffic.

[Kamie]

i wish people had better wishes

Granted, and then you disapear off the planet.


I wish that I could go swimming right now.

[Athena]

Kamie, your wish is granted. . . but to find out that three rights makes a left you forget which hand is left.

I wish my head ache would go away.

[Zantas]

wish granted, but then you sink to the bottom of the of the water and get stuck there and die

i wish i could find a job

[kael]

zantas, your wish is granted, you find a job as at a local mcdonalds where you spill hot coffee on yourself and you cant have children cuz your genitals are ruined, and you can't sue because there is a warning of the coffee being hot.

I wish that I was 10 inches long

[Athena]

i wish i could find a job

your wish is granted, you have the job of your choice but now you have a problem of which job to take since there are so many to choice from.

I wish my head ache would go bye bye.

[ArchAngelKIng]

wish granted, you find a job but they never pay you.

I wish I could get paid without a job.

[Athena]

I wish that I was 10 inches long

Your wish is granted...come to find out when you are laying down you are only 10 inches tall.

I wish I could spot a hacker right way.

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted .. you are granted with the power to spot Counter Strike players who hack, unforturnately when you confront them, they deny it and you give up enjoying the game.


I wish I was a Monkey

[kas]

Spurty - Wish granted, however a news crew will catch you on live tv sticking your finger up your butt then smelling it then falling off a branch.

I wish I could get a decent nights sleep.

[ArchAngelKIng]

wish granted you get a greats night sleep thanks to AAK but then you stay away for 4 days.

I wish kas would come back to bed!

[ArchAngelKIng]

wish granted you get a greats night sleep thanks to AAK but then you stay awake for 4 days.

I wish kas would come back to bed!

[WangChung]

wish granted you get a greats night sleep thanks to AAK but then you stay awake for 4 days.

I wish kas would come back to bed!

kas does come back to bed. but not yours. she ends up making babies that end up raping your toes, leaving you with wounds that are infected.

i wish i a rich asian man.

[Spyder]

Wish granted, but being asian and having lots of money, you automatically spend it all on your car, but not anything that would actually make the car perform better. Within a week you're broke, and you have to sell your car... but no one wants to buy it.

I wish i had a pineapple

[WangChung]

Wish granted, but being asian and having lots of money, you automatically spend it all on your car, but not anything that would actually make the car perform better. Within a week you're broke, and you have to sell your car... but no one wants to buy it.

I wish i had a pineapple

wish granted, and a pineapple tree to go with it. however, one day as you are walking out of your house, a pineapple falls and cracks your skull open. as you fall down and lean over, another falls and stabs you in the butt, thus causing you to grab your butt, falling to your back yelping on the floor. then another pineapple falls on your groin and stabs you mortally, and you bleed to death.

i wish i was superman.

[kael]

Wang, wish granted, you become superman and fly around until a meteor hits the earth filled with kyrptonite, you try to stop it but get crushed because of your weakness.

I wish I was the American Idol.

[Athena]

WangChung, your wish is granted... but ppl don't believe you are superman because they never heard of an asian superman before.

I wish I had Emeril to make my dinners for me.

[Uthor]

Wish granted, but your lunches and breakfasts are unbelievealby tasteless in comparrison to the point of being unedibble. You force yourself to eat nothing but dinners, leaving you too weak during the day, and too full during the evenngs, to do anything but sit around thinking about how good dinner was. Then you get fat.

I wish I could sleep more than 2 hours at a stretch while the sun was still out, so I wouldn't be all tired when I went to work.

/back to bed

[ArchAngelKIng]

wish granted, your fully awake and your boss gives you a ton of extra work, slashes your pay by 1/3 because you finish your work too early.

I wish I was but a fish!

[Zantas]

wish granted: you happily swim in the water until a fisherman catches you and sells you to a resteraunt.

i wish i knew everything

[kas]

Zantas, Wish granted however seeing as you are a know it all you are doomed to leave alone for the rest of your life geeking it up being a smart ass.

I wish my glass of water was half full and not half empty! *wiggles eyebrows*

[ferret]

Kas, wish granted: The top half of your glass disappears, leaving you with a full, but half as large, glass.

I wish there was no such thing as rush hour and traffic.

[[BUD]Apollo]

Wish granted Ferret, but gas prices have now risen to $20.00 a gallon. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'd rather have traffic!!!!

I wish it was .99 cents for a gallon of gas...please please make this one come true.

[MoreYangThanYin]

Wish granted but the gas is dilluted and your car breaks down in the middle of the desert!
I wish i had the perfect strawberry with the berfect amount of sugar on it on the perfect plate.

[ferret]

Wish granted. Your stomach can't handle the perfection though, so expands with gas and you explode

I wish people at work weren't so dumb.

[MoreYangThanYin]

Wish granted ferret. The people become so much smarter that they get your job and all promotions ahead for you. You are then fired because you are not needed.

I wish I could have Ex-Ray vision (through clothes only) ONLY when i choose to. Try that one.

[HighPingedLPB]

MoreYangThanYin: Wish granted.. but then everyone on the earth suddenly turns into the goatse man.

I wish Quake3 wouldn't crash my computer.

[MoreYangThanYin]

Damn :) HighPingedLPB wish granted. But then one night your on Quake 3 during a lightning storm and it fries your computer. Now your CPU is crashed forever :).

I wish my computer could play any game i want as fast as i want with no possibilty for virus corruption.

[HighPingedLPB]

MoreYangThanYin: Wish granted, but your computer starts going too fast causing it to go back in time and falls on your great great great great great great grandfather, killing him instantly, so now you don't exist.

I wish my eyes weren't sore right now :x

[ferret]

Wish granted. You don't have eyes anymore.

I wish the dancing badger wasn't in 5 different avatars on this forum board :P

[HighPingedLPB]

ferret: wish granted, now it's on 50 different avatars on this forum board.

I wish I could stop yawning

[kael]

Highpinged: wish granted, now you never yawn and you blow up from internal combustion

I wish I could marry Carmen Elektra.

[blue]

Kael, your wish is granted, however during the honeymoon, you realize that this is a different carmen elektra. It is the mexican transvestite version.

I wish i could go home from work early today.

[steaLer]

Sniper, Wish granted. Your wife likes to argue with you about everything and doesn't get the jokes.

i wish i was not as cynical.

[blue]

**sidenote -- odly, no wish came true :/ as that is already what happens :( lol

Stealer, wish granted. Too bad now your only misanthropical.

i wish my cat would be more snuggly.

[WangChung]

**sidenote -- odly, no wish came true :/ as that is already what happens :( lol

Stealer, wish granted. Too bad now your only misanthropical.

i wish my cat would be more snuggly.

wish granted, except your cat gets a little snuggly with claws to yer balls. you then them and theyre replaced with metal balls, clanging when you walk. *clang*clang*clang*

i wish i knew how to cook food like my mommy.

[Dissman]

**sidenote -- odly, no wish came true :/ as that is already what happens :( lol

Stealer, wish granted. Too bad now your only misanthropical.

i wish my cat would be more snuggly.

wish granted, except your cat gets a little snuggly with claws to yer balls. you then them and theyre replaced with metal balls, clanging when you walk. *clang*clang*clang*

i wish i knew how to cook food like my mommy.

Granted, although your mommy was adding arsnic to the food as her "secret spice"... you accidently add just a bit too much of it and die of poisioning.

I wish i didnt have jury duty so i could go to the FCS lan.

[Dissman]

**sidenote -- odly, no wish came true :/ as that is already what happens :( lol

Stealer, wish granted. Too bad now your only misanthropical.

i wish my cat would be more snuggly.

wish granted, except your cat gets a little snuggly with claws to yer balls. you then them and theyre replaced with metal balls, clanging when you walk. *clang*clang*clang*

i wish i knew how to cook food like my mommy.

Granted, although your mommy was adding arsnic to the food as her "secret spice"... you accidently add just a bit too much of it and die of poisioning.

I wish i didnt have jury duty so i could go to the FCS lan.

Granted... you dont have Jury duty over the dates of the FCS lan, but you are stuck with Jury Duty nonetheless.

I wish i would have read the letter more closely the first time rather than having to respond to my own wish. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[HighPingedLPB]

Wish granted, you go back in time and read the letter more closely, but it DOES say you have jury dury during the FCS LAN this time :(

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner

[ferret]

Wish granted, you promptly roll off the table and get eaten by a small yappy dog.

I wish I could graduate NOW and be done with schooling.

[MoreYangThanYin]

Wish granted. But because you graduate before having a nice high paying job you can't support yourself. Your wife/girlfriend laeves you. Your family disowns you. You are disgraced and the community rejects you :).

I wish i didn't feel so sick right now.

[Uthor]

Wish granted: You feel much better, go outside to enjoy the beuatiful weather (I hope there's nice weather wherever you are), the heat is a bit much for you and you pass out crossing the road and get hit by a car.

I wish there wasn't mold growing in the dirty dishes in my sink.

[blue]

Uthor, wish granted. Nasa discovers it is a new form of life and confiscates all your belongings. You now have nothing.

I wish i was an oscar mayher weiner...

[Village_Idiot]

blue_sniper, wish granted but you were over cooked by the sun walking your dog who then ate you for a snack...

I wish i had a better graphics card then a Nvidia Riva TNT 2

[@gent-Orange]

Long_Sniper, Wish granted. A new ATI X800XT arrives at your door. You install the card and boot up your comp. A power surge fries your computer but your new vid card is un harmed. You sell the card so you can build a new computer with the same specs as your old one, and have only $5 left and no vid card.You search through e-bay and purchase a Nvidia Riva TNT 2 for $5.


I wish the only thing HOT women could wear is a smile 8)

[Dissman]

Long_Sniper, Wish granted. A new ATI X800XT arrives at your door. You install the card and boot up your comp. A power surge fries your computer but your new vid card is un harmed. You sell the card so you can build a new computer with the same specs as your old one, and have only $5 left and no vid card.You search through e-bay and purchase a Nvidia Riva TNT 2 for $5.


I wish the only thing HOT women could wear is a smile 8)

Your wish is granted, all hot women wear nothing but a smile... except one of them catches you ogling them and pokes your eyeballs out, you cant see anymore.

I wish i had more disk space.

[HighPingedLPB]

Dissman, wish granted, you now have more disk space, but the way you got more disk space was from a virus which deleted all of your files!

I wish I had a wireless access point for my laptop.

[Spyder]

LPB, wish granted, but then all your hax0r neighbors start leeching off your internet and stealing your pr0n and sending naughty things to your printer. Soon your computer gets hacked and you cant use it, your printer breaks, and your bandwidth gets eaten up. You call your ISP, but then they sue you because sharing your connection is breaching your TOS

I wish i got a check for $1000 in the mail.... crap, i just did. Ok, i wish i wont spend it.

[Village_Idiot]

wish granted spyder but a robber stole your card number and stole exactly 1000 from your account...

i wish i will get Straight As on this report card

[HighPingedLPB]

Wish granted.. but the A's were typos that were really supposed to be D's. The mistake was corrected and now you have straight D's :O

I wish my web site would code itself :)

[ferret]

Wish granted, but it spirals out of control, decides to become a site dedicated to dogs having sex with each other, and on top of that doesn't even give you a free subscription.

I wish I could teleport

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted, however you fail to judge the distance you wish to teleport and end up inside a wall

I wish City of Hero's didn't cost me $15 a month

[stormFury]

Wish granted, but since there is no money coming in for server up-keep all the servers crash within weeks of release and you can't play at all anymore. And PCG gives the game a 4%.

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted, you have Inherited 99 cats and they are pooping all around your appartment. You must now spend your once idle hours scooping the poop or petting them to stop them from scratching the life out of all your furniture

I wish more people on these forums would play games at night :-(

[Dissman]

Your wish is granted... although, for some reason your internet connection fails at 12:01 AM each day, which wouldnt be bad, but it doesnt come back on until 12:00 AM the followning day.

I wish i could sleep.

[MoreYangThanYin]

Wish granted. You now sleep forever. The BIG sleep :)

I wish i could become part of a virtual game and take everything i want in with it.

[Village_Idiot]

wish granted but you can only get out of the game if u win and dont die otherwise you will be stuck in the computer forever

i walk up and unplug your computer....



i wish i could fix my computer from locking up (see technical forum)

[WangChung]

wish granted but you can only get out of the game if u win and dont die otherwise you will be stuck in the computer forever

i walk up and unplug your computer....



i wish i could fix my computer from locking up (see technical forum)

wish granted. your computer now does not lock up anymore, but simply has a virus that keeps causing fat chick porn popups, thus leading to an endless cycle of PC-eww-porn.

i wish my vision wasn't teh sux.

[Village_Idiot]

wish granted but your vision includes see-thru clothing vision and for some reason you keep running into shaft.... mostly on purpose...

i wish i could get a job...

[WangChung]

Wish Granted. You do get a job, at a gay bar as a stripper. You are constantly molested by these men, and end up with a big butthole.

I wish i didnt have to go to the orthodontists right now

[Limbic]

GRANTED. Instead you go to the urologist where he tells you your wang has been chunged too much and you'll need to have a sex change.

I wish i ducks were as plentiful as they were in 1910.

[Dissman]

Your wish is granted, although more ducks mean more bird shit, and your car is subsiquently covered in it.

I wish for a fast DVD burner.

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted, however the DVD burner is so fast you can't catch it to plumb it into your system and its escapes to a firey death by leaping out your bedroom window.

I wish I didn't feel sleepy after sex

[HighPingedLPB]

Wish granted, you never have sex again.. problem solved. :)

I wish I could think of something good to make for dinner tonight.

[WangChung]

HPLPB, wish granted. You make General Tso's chicken, respectfully well for a white man. Except the chicken has e.coli bacteria, which instantly kills you after your first bite.

i wish i wasn't sleepy.

[Limbic]

Granted. Since your sex change you are never sleepy. You stay awake and eventually go mad from infomercial overload.

I wish i for ferret to gain some weight

[Anonymous]

Wish granted! Ferret begins feasting on the insides of out}|ast and find out all the fat is actually packing foam used to make him look hotter, so then he begins to choke as his girlfriend tells him he's actually allergic to styrofoam. In the following 2 days, Ferret dies and all rejoice.

I wish Satanic_Hamster would stop being such an arrogant asshole!

[Low-Light]

**Wish Granted**

Hamster walks into an Indian resturant and is soon made the Main Course, but unfortunatly you were dinning there that night and had to eat him. But it tasted good!

I wish, you would wish me a good wish. 8)

[MoreYangThanYin]

Granted u thought u wished a good wish. 2 bad the wish was only good to you! Tou are banned from FCS & GH also you are shunned for wishing on something everyone else finds so stupid.

I wish i dind't have to worry about my gf cheating.

[WangChung]

Granted u thought u wished a good wish. 2 bad the wish was only good to you! Tou are banned from FCS & GH also you are shunned for wishing on something everyone else finds so stupid.

I wish i dind't have to worry about my gf cheating.

Wish granted. You end up cheating on your girlfriend with your best friend from elementary school [a dude. ewwww]. You end up boinkin and makin lil baby satanic_hamsters. [aw ****]

i wish i was pimpo enough to get any chick i wanted.

[Village_Idiot]

wish granted but you get so overwhelmed that you can not handle all those hot chicks going you and you run and hide because they are really all fat chicks wearing sexy uniforms...

i wish i will pass all my finals

[4matic]

wish granted but you will fail out your first semester of college and your grades wont matter anymore.

i wish i wasnt addected to going to the casino....
(im off to the casino)

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted. You Wise up after discovering Russian Roulette, however you fail to understand the finer points of it and use an automatic weapon.

I wish my cars AC worked better then a hairdryer, not on the highest setting

[Anonymous]

Wish granted! You take your car to the mechanic, which happens to be Stevie Wonder, who accidentally increases the A/C's power 75% on the lowest setting. To test it out, you turn it on LOW and the you relive the old Maxell commercials to your satisfaction.

I wish...I wish... I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER!

[[gh]Spurty]

http://www.kraftfoods.com/om/

Wish granted, but almost as soon as you turn into one, someone comes along and sprays Ketchup and Mustard all over you, wraps you in the worlds largest baps (fnar) and gobbles you up ..

I wish there was no need for government and people knew how to get along and get on with their lives without being told what to do all the time (lazy bums). :lol:

[Village_Idiot]

wish granted but there is no much niceness going around the world that the police force gets laid off... everything is free.... and no jobs are needed since everything is free but nice people turned back to being mean and they destroyed all computer plans for the future...

i wish i had better acne....

[HighPingedLPB]

erm.. wish granted? You now have acne.. better acne.. but acne nonetheless

I wish ferret would reply to my forum PM

[4matic]

wish granted but he replies to your message with an answer that doesnt help you at all. and your head explodes.

i wish my new computer was here today and not next week.

[WangChung]

wish granted but he replies to your message with an answer that doesnt help you at all. and your head explodes.

i wish my new computer was here today and not next week.

wish granted. cept the new computer comes in a box that's been dropped off the delivery truck, hit by an armored vehicle, and stricken by lightening.

i wish you all had dinners as good as mine right now.

[Anonymous]

Wish Granted! We all have Haggis, except your long log-like "food" isn't Haggis, so it's as good in shape, but not texture or taste.

I wish this topic were LOCKED!

[squeak]

Wish granted, however a forum glitch also bans EE from every server.

I wish I could get a scholarship for school.

[Limbic]

GRANTED. Sally Strothers school of Hair Dressing. You soon do the hair of everyone from ALL in The Family.

I wish a buzz wasn't chased with a hangover.

[ferret]

Granted, you start out with a hangover, which is followed shortly afterwards with a buzz. Not that you enjoy it, still in the middle of the hangover.

I wish had a degree and could stop going to school.

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted. You now have a degree in Monkeys and have landed the job looking for a better pair of glasses for poor marsh

I wish CS players would migrate over to CZ as its just better all round

[blue]

Spurty, wish granted, unfortunatly, so are the hax's.

i wish more people would come to the lan party that is happening in 2 weeks.

http://www.gamehavoc.com/viewtopic.php?p=6634
*HINT*

[WangChung]

Sniper, Wish granted. Everyone from the forums goes to the lan party, and mob the place. It eventually comes crashing down and everyone gets squished like pancakes.

I wish i wasn't sick.

[squeak]

Wish granted, but now you are lying 6 feet under.

I wish I found a job in my field (Industrial Tech) so I dont have to be a carpenter.

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted. You are now an Industrial Tech Lab Monkey. Someone plugs your nipples into the mains and leaves you to fry in an attempt to integrate Monkey Kind with Silicon Chips...

I wish I had a pair of glasses just like Marsh's

[squeak]

Wish granted: You take MY glasses, but because im driving you and your entire family on a vacation trip we crash into a river and drown... I survive since Ive been integrated into the car electronics.

I wish my friends didnt mooch off my hard earned money. lazy bastards.

[blue]

Marsh, Wish granted, you lost your job as an Industrial Tech Lab Monkey, therefor you have no money for them to mooch off of.

i wish it wasnt motorcyle weekend.

[Nefarious]

Wish Granted. Motorcycle weekend is cancelled, but Tricycle weekend replaces it.

I wish I didn't have to work for my money

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted. The Organ grinder pays you Peanuts instead of cash for all the dancing and wearing of the most silly looking red Fezz

I wish people played more than one game these days and it was one that the GameHavoc servers actually served up (cause that way I could play with someone I knew)

[Anonymous]

Wish granted! People then begin to play "PONG: ONLINE" once Ferret decides the pricetag of $200 is well worth every penny.

I wish Lindsey Lohan would appear in Penthouse the moment she turned 18!

[stormFury]

Wish granted, but for some reason they decide not to airbrush that disgusting mole on her lip and you realize she's not that attractive in the face.

I wish I wasn't sunburned on the back of my neck, teh painz!!!

[squeak]

Wish granted. You are now sunburned on your scrotum.

I wish the US wasnt run by capitalist moneytycoon oil *insert profanity here*

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish granted. But instead the US is ran by super-beings who have enslaved humans and make us clean up their feces.

I wish my name was Jack Bouer and I worked for CTU.

[WangChung]

Wish Granted, Your name is now Jack Bouer, working for the CTU. However, you are a different Jack Bouer, working for the company, Canaries That Urinate. You end up being peed on all day, every day.

I wish i was pikachu.

[stormFury]

Wish granted, but every sane person over the age of 6 in the world now hates you.

I wish I was richer than bill gates and that other guy combined.

(and its spelled Bauer, fools)

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish granted, but now physically you have become a mutation of both bill gates and the other guy, and everytime you speak you fart out of your mouth.

I wish the bad men would stop haunting me in my sleep.

[Nefarious]

Wish granted, the bad men now haunt you while you are awake.

I wish I had 3 wishes

[stormFury]

Wish DENIED! That's just dumb.

I wish there was something other than milk to drink in the house.

[Nefarious]

Wish granted, you find a muddy puddle collecting at your door. You drink it and contract the Eboli(sp?) virus.

I wish I had a magic lamp.

[Anonymous]

Wish Granted! The lamp is enchanted with mystical Don Knotts voodoo, granting 3 sexual favors. Failure to ask for these favors turns your organs inside out.

I wish Ferret were no longer confidential about his love affair with Airwalk.

[squeak]

Wish granted. Ferret and Airwalk and Evil Ernie are now confidential about their love affairs.

I wish Riddic was a better movie.

[Nefarious]

Wish granted, The Chronicles of Riddick becomes worse than ever but Riddic becomes a box office hit and you die on your way to see it.

I wish people would play Counter-Strike on Game Havoc CS Server #1 all day.

[Anonymous]

Wish Granted! Evil Ernie changes his name to "PEOPLE" and plays with himself WHILE on Game Havoc CS Server #1.

I wish marsh would get a job!

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish granted. His job is to never leave Evil Ernie's side and make sure he is sexually satisfied all hours of the day.

I wish the New York Yankees players would all sprain their ankles causing them to miss the rest of the season.

[WangChung]

Wish granted. The Yanks sprain their ankles, but replacement players end up playing better than ever, and rock the season.

i wish i didn't have to take finals and just get an A for it.

[[NAKED]Loki]

Wish Granted, you get A's on everything but fail everything in College cause you didnt learn anything.

I wish i could find a job!

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish Granted! You find a job which pays real well, but since u are waitin for clearance and contracts to go through you are forced to sit at your desk and do nothing for 9.5 hours (since you are paid by the hour you dont wanna leave).

I wish I could work from home.

[Anonymous]

Wish Granted! You open a Brothel for gay men in your basement and you become the most successful businessman alive...until you're taken in by the FBI, booked, sentenced, then jailed for 20 years where you get gangraped much too often, all to your satisfaction.

I wish that in a sudden turn of events, the black plague returns and strikes the United States!

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish Granted! It kills Pres. George Bush, we all rejoice.

I wish I didnt have to work and ppl just gave me money cause they thought I was the messiah.

[stormFury]

Wish Granted! But opposing religeous activists decide you're too dangerous and kill you. HAH!

I wish it wasn't extremely hot in here... i'm sweating :(

[Canon]

Wish granted, but... the air in the room becomes so cold that the blood in your veins begins to crystallize... Your heart beats faster and harder to get the thick liquid to run properly, but all it does is drive splinters of ice into the walls of soft, vulnerable, vital organs and blood vessels... causing you to bleed to death internally... too cold to summon the strength to move...

I wish I had a cookie.

[stormFury]

Wish granted, you get a home made cookie, but it wasn't cooked properly and the raw eggs were contaminated and you have horrible food poisoning.

i wish it wasn't so cold in here now.

[squeak]

Wish granted. Evil Ernie comes by to warm you up, butt naked, and sits on your chest.

I wish I didnt have the hickups.

[Anonymous]

Wish Granted! Your hickups cease and you then have rednecks go down on you, otherwise known as...hickdowns.

I wish I were god!

[blue]

Evil Ernie, wish granted - now no one believes in you.

I wish the lan party was this weekend.

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted, but as you forget to tell anyone else, you sit in a warehouse on your own with no one there to even leech mp3s from you.

I wish I could walk about outside without needing AC or factor 900000 sunblock

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish granted! There is no more sun and within a week all life on earth is dead.

I wish it was lunch time.

[Dissman]

Your wish is granted.. it is now lunch time although, on your way to lunch, you get into a car accident, and now need fed through a tube...

I wish the mail system worked better.

[[gh]Spurty]

wish granted .. however to save you from internet worms that attack the mail servers, you revert back to the postal service and now you get flyers for $1 off ladies toiletries instead of your usual lady related e-mails

I wish I were not a sweaty English guy (This weather is hard on my lilly white skin)

[squeak]

Wish granted. You are now a sweaty RedNeck from louisiana. Enjoy your sister.

I wish I didnt go #2 without realising there wasnt any TP left. SOB.

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish Granted! You dont go #2, but instead you get sick from being constipated and cant go the bathroom for a week straight, eventually you die from the shit poisoning your system.

I wish the red sox didnt suck so much. :-(

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted .. there is a freak earthquake on the east coast and Massachusetts becomes a part of New York. Sox don't exist anymore, its Yankees only on the east coast


DISTURBING

I wish CZ was free so everyone upgraded to it

[Anonymous]

Wish has already been granted! CZ has been hacked and is downloadable via Bit Torrent, good luck finding it!

I wish my fiance and I will have a daughter when we choose to have a child.

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish Granted! You have a daughter, but she decides to become a he at the age of 18.

I wish the "Wish Corruption Game" always granted me GOOD wishes.

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted, all your wishes are GOOD. But only GOOD for us to laugh at you. You have now been turning into a Gullible tree hugging type and we will rename you after some anime. Lets say, a free spirit like a Bird. We'll call you Peregrine Falcon .. HAR HAR


I wish I knew what Evil Ernie's logo was all about

[WangChung]

Wish Granted. Ernie's Logo is about "Erick" and "Erick's Fiance" starting up a round of asphyxiation with each other's tongues. [i.e. kissing. :)]

I wish i wasn't asthmatic... it's gay .. really gay...

[[gh]Spurty]

PWNED .. I didn't see the head on the Left (Erick I hope).

ok, wish granted. You get given completely new virgin lungs, however you live near a busy main road and they fill with lead and you die.

I wish I could have all the minutes I've wasted on this thread back so I could do something useful with them like, bake a cake

[Anonymous]

[wang is correct, left is me...right is my fiance...we are making out]

Wish Granted! Your minutes are granted back to you and you bake your cake. Unfortunately, you add powdered mortar instead of flour and after eating a slice, you're poisoned and your returned minutes were actually a waste of MY time!

I wish the corruption in the "Wish Corruption" thread were void and dead!

[WangChung]

Ernie! Wish Granted! The corruption in "Wish Corruption" is void and dead! However, ferret makes a new one called "Wish Corruption [continued cuz EE killed it]" and the cycle continues onwards and youre hated [never! :D] forever cuz the original thread died.

I wish i were immune to sickness

[Anonymous]

Wish Granted! You're immune to a flu-like nameless infection called "sickness", yet you contract Ebola and die a horrible, horrible, painful, bloody, pussfilled death.

I wish Chi-Mayhem returned to it's classic glory and provided a quality Counter-Strike server!

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish Granted! Chi-Mayhem returns to a quality CS server, but you realize that CS has sucked for a long while now and decide to move on and play something that takes mroe skill.

I wish I understood how sitting in a cube at work all day is stimulating to some people.

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted. In order to understand , you have to read Dilbert ..

www.dilbert.com

I wish HL2 didn't force me to buy a new Video card

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish Granted! HL2 doesnt force you to buy a new video card and is postponed 5 years. A different game forces you to buy a new video card and when HL2 is released 5 years later you get 2000fps.

I wish my cube at work had room for a TV and a fridge filled with beer

[ferret]

Wish granted, but of course you get fired after your drunken dancing on top of your desk with the tv blaring.

I wish once again I were graduated and didn't have to take these goddamn classes all the goddamn time.

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted, however you can't get a job because the position of Ferrets in cubes is already taken by middle management.

I wish that Ferret would invent a game that did things right and didn't have any glaring flaws in it

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish Granted! Ferret creates a game called Ping, it is a copy of the classic pong except it has one unique characteristic. The 'ping' ball is an icon of a ferret getting paddled around. It's a hit and we all throw our other games out the window. Ferret becomes a millionare and quits school and doesnt have to take any more classes EVER.

I wish I had a nice steak for lunch today instead of my stupid Turkey sandwich on whole wheat.

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted, you have steak today, tomorrow, the day after and forever only ever steak ... your cholesterol sky rockets, your arteries harden and you die

I wish I could eat steak and it not be bad for me

[blue]

Wish granted. You Fiance buys you Boca Steak... MMMmmmm

Too bad you get the runs from it ;)

wish my cell phones would ship in time to me for the lan!

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish granted, but the lan ends up being in a no service zone and you are forced to use cup and strings to communicate for the weekend.

I wish i didnt have to drive through New Haven (also referred to as hell) to get home everyday

[[gh]Spurty]

wish granted. You now LIVE and WORK in New Haven and never have to drive through it ever again

I wish I wasn't so tired from helping Jess pack away her classroom for the summer so I could get down and play some CoD / NS

[WangChung]

Wish granted. Your not tired anymore after having a permanant IV of Red Bull fed into your arm constantly. You play CoD and NS all day, every day, go broke for not working, get kicked out, but still are twitchy and break into LAN centers to play CoD and NS.
'

i wish i got free PC upgrades every year for the rest of my life.

[stormFury]

Wish granted, but you get your free upgrades from Gateway and they suck.

I wish I didnt have to go buy a birthday card for my dumb sister.

[Nefarious]

Wish granted, you buy one for your smart sister.

I wish I was like superman

[Village_Idiot]

wish granted but when you tried to test your flying ablilies over your house/apaertment building you forgot your cape....

i wish i could find a micro-ATX mobo that supports my 1.6 GHz P4 processor and my DDR 266 MHz RAM... (see tech forum)

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish Granted! But the mobo doesnt support AGP slots, and forced to use onbaord video.

I wish I didnt have to work so late so I could be home to install my new video card right when FedEx delivers it.

[[NAKED] Dusto]

Wish granted! But when you get home, they sent you the wrong video card. Enjoy your brand new Voodoo 2! :P

I wish I could time travel.

[WangChung]

Wish granted! You now have the ability to travel through the space-time continum, and thus end up in the ice ages, where you freeze your balls off, get pneumonia, travel to the age of the dinosaurs, and get ur frozen-pneumonia-ass eaten by a dinosaur.

i wish i was asthma free without any consequences.

[Cold Steel]

There are always consequences. Wish granted! Now you have bad allergies and you nose runs constantly

[Athena]

Play it right Cold Steel, where is your wish?

[ferret]

I wish I had a pony.

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish Granted! You get a pony...it dies within 2 days.

I wish everyone would realize CS sucks and move on to a better game.

[Athena]

your wish is granted, but then everyone starts playing bf 1942 and then no money is left for Volve to come out with the long awaited HL2

I wish I was already on my vacation with my husband getting a $1000 bouns to take with us.

[ferret]

Wish granted. You choose to vacation in Cuba and get arrested and imprisoned for life as a spy.

I wish I were promoted so I would get double my current cheap co-op salary, benefits, and paid vacation.

[acme420]

wish granted, but ted from accounting was eyeing that promotion, he comes back 3 days later and kills you and everyone else at the office. game over.

i wish weed was legal and cops focused their efforts on real criminals.

[kael]

wish granted, but they find that weed not only makes you dumber but shrinks your penis so your sex life goes to nothing.

i wish i could shoot fire out of my eyes.

[J.A.C]

wish granted, you kill a guy and get sent to prison to life, and they have to poke your eyes out.

I wish Greece win tomorrow.

[acme420]

wish granted but one day you come home to find your friends leaping out at you in the dark while yelling out surprise. startled you shoot massive flames from your eyes killing everyone you love and torching your house in the process.

i wish i could walk through walls at will.

[J.A.C]

wish stealer

[acme420]

wish granted stealer comes to your house and you make nasty man love together but the next day he ceases all contact with you and you die miserable and alone.

:D

[Uthor]

i wish i could walk through walls at will.

Wish granted, but in addition to walking through walls, you can fall through floors, and you have no control over the power. You fall through all floors, ending up at the exact center of the earth, where your body melts and fuses with all the other good stuff down there. Your power transfers to the molten lava, which all goes toward the center of the earth, causing a large mass concentration and a black hole. We then all die.

I wish the work week was four days long (instead of the 50+ hours I'm forced to work now).

[Boobies!]

Wish granted but I would be a few hours without my little "helper" wouldn't I?

I wish the talking computer I wished for yesterday was more understanding of my Internet pornography viewing.

[Community Nub Shauce]

Wish granted, but it understood it so much that it realized that it didnt like the pr0n you were looking at and decided to watch gay pr0n; therefore crippling your pornography viewing for the rest of your life.

I wish i could speak every single language known to man

[J.A.C]

Wish granted, but you always mix them up and nobody wants to talk to you, because nobody likes you, you dont have friends, famely or a job, so you decide to end your life.

I wish I could get my paycheck on time next month.

[Athena]

Your wish is granted, but when you go and cash it at the bank, it bounces. Then you boss' company went belly up.

I wish I had someone to do my house work so I can play computer games all day.

[Cold Steel]

Wish granted, but she steals your computer, runs away and leaves you with no computer to play computer games all day.

I wish I knew how to play this game correctly :-p

[Athena]

Your wish is granted, then the young whipper snaps don't like the fact that a "Grandpa" could play the game better than them. So they get together to take you out.

I wish my computer job for tomorrow was already taken care of and I get paid a lot of money for fixing the problem.

[Boobies!]

Wish granted.. but then you'd have nothing to brag about.

I wish silly putty was edible.

[acme420]

wish granted but it had side effects and now everytime you read the paper the ink gets inprinted in your hands and when you fall on the ground you just bounce around unable to control yourself.

i wish chicks would try and get me drunk and take advantage of me at bars.

[ferret]

Wish granted, but they used to be men.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish granted! You have a tooth ache

I wish I was home now so I could install my new HDs and DVD burner and then hope on and play some Joint Ops.

[acme420]

wish granted! you are home and installing your new hd's and dvd burners, but they dont work and its too late for you to rma them.

i wish i had a job.

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish Granted! You Have my job (now your scared, hehe)

I wish skittles fell from the sky like they do in commercials.

[stormFury]

Wish granted, but you regret making such a wish after you realize falling skittles hurt like hell.

I wish this thread was locked because its so annoying.

[Village_Idiot]

wish granted but ferret pressed the wrong button and bans you from all GameHavoc forums and servers and the second button he presses to try to correct it sends an e-mail to VAC saying to ban your computer IP, SteamID, and Steam subscription for 3 years for hacking with a dubbed demo with your name.

I wish i could get a new computer to fix my broken one so i can play 1.6 and not 1.5

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted. Your new computer fixes your old one by putting an axe through it. It now plays CS much better .. HEADSHOT

I wish I knew what happened to that car that Jess and I drove by tonight (It was on fire)

[Kamie]

Wish granted. You find out but then the same thing happens to your computer.

I wish my head did not hurt so bad

[Village_Idiot]

wish granted. i pull out an awp and no scope your head from 200 feet away

i wish i could crap 20 dollar bills

[[-oJ-]-*Jeff*-]

Wish granted, your head feels fine. But then you are attacked by a 10 foot clown who breathes lawn mowers and weilds a salmon.



I wish I had a cape and a blue shirt with a "J" on it.

[Village_Idiot]

(ugh jeff repeat... we musta posted at same time but I WON)

wish granted but your blue shirt attracts these weird species of killer bees which attack you... and i shoot you in the head with my AWP because you repeated...

*again* i wish i could crap 20 dollar bills

[[NAKED] Young DVP]

Wish granted. But your $20 all read 'Milton Bradley' and you realize that it's Monopoly money and it ain't worth sh!t (pun intended).

I wish married life meant getting laid every night.

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted. You fall into a deep sleep and dream happily until death you do depart

I wish Jeff was on the East Coast

[sexyownage]

Wish granted. Then you get moved to the west coast


i wish i had a car

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted, you now own a car. However you try to use your phone while drinking coffee and putting on your lipstick, lose control of it and end up dead with everyone else laughing at your humorous demise :-)

I wish the Darwin awards were on telly

[Village_Idiot]

wish granted but the telly version was cancelled and it was put only on a channel you dont get...

i wish UPS will hurry up with my new cheap barebone system so i can go back to 1.6 and leave 1.5

[[NAKED] Young DVP]

Wish granted, but the day it comes HL2 is released and NOBODY will play with you EVER AGAIN!

Muhahahahahah!

I wish my kids could spend 5 FREAKIN MINUTES together without trying to KILL EACH OTHER!!!

[sexyownage]

wish granted but now after 5 mins they kill you.



i wish i had good luck.

[Village_Idiot]

wish granted but yuor good luck has brought you over 200,000 dollar in bank errors and the bank took 300,000 back out of your account to correct it....

i wish ut2k4 would die so everyone would play CS again

[[NAKED] Young DVP]

Young DVP]Wish granted, but the day it does HL2 is released and NOBODY will play with you EVER AGAIN!

Muhahahahahah!

I wish TFC would stop with the friggin scoutsknives crap!

[PeregrineFalcon]

Wish Granted! They play scoutknives2k

I wish this post (http://www.gamehavoc.com/viewtopic.php?p=11275#11275) was locked finally!!!!

[[NAKED] Young DVP]

Wish granted, but after NAKED pwns oJ, Jeff starts oJ vs. NAKED: Reloaded.

I wish I could quit smoking, without sacrificing my life.

[[gh]Spurty]

Wish granted, you are transplanted into France where you blend into the crowd. Problem is, you can't find cable over there so we never hear from you again and assume you died.

I wish I could understandwhy people think that Cybersex is fun

[Village_Idiot]

wish granted.... you try it with ferret and yuor IRC logs longon time at 6:34 PM and the conversation logout at 4:42 AM

I wish i had money for a better computer then what im getting...

[sexyownage]

Wish granted but then your 1337 box reboots randomly so you cant play games very much


I wish paladyne was still here? :D

[[NAKED]Loki]

Wish granted, but instead of being cool, he turns into airwalk.

I wish the weather in the Chicago land area didn't suck.

[Village_Idiot]

(hey i LANed with Paladyne twice and hes really kool and fun to be with)

wish granted but then the weather turns to a nice 70 degrees for 365 days a year and then people complain of it (LA thing.. people want rain after a heat wave then when they get it they complain)

i wish i wasnt hungry

[Monument]

Wish granted! McDonalds comes to your doorstep and you soon find yourself trying to file a lawsuit that you will lose over principles.

I wish I had a lot of money to give out to those who needed it.

[Village_Idiot]

wish granted... you give all your money to me for a new computer and then you find yourself broke.... no money for food... and starve to death...

i wish there was no such thing as school

[[NAKED]Loki]

Wish granted, but since there is no school you have fun for about a week then get bored as hell because there isnt anything to do and you cant get a job because you can't spell or do math.

I wish computer parts were really cheap.

[Village_Idiot]

wish granted but the cheap computer parts get cheaper and the nice ones get more expesive...

i wish i had 10,000,000 $