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Spyder
05-24-2004, 10:18 AM
Someone posted this in Genmay, thought i would share

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A Compiler With a Sense of Humor

These are some of the error messages produced by Apple's MPW C compiler. They are all real. (If you must know I was bored one afternoon and decompiled the String resources for the compiler.)

"String literal too long (I let you have 512 characters; that's 3 more than ANSI said I should)"

"...And the lord said, 'lo, there shall only be case or default labels inside a switch statement'"

"A typedef name was a complete surprise to me at this point in your program"

"You can't modify a constant, float upstream, win an argument with the IRS, or satisfy this compiler"

"This struct already has a perfectly good definition"

"type in (cast) must be scalar; ANSI 3.3.4; page 39, lines 10-11 (I know you don't care, I'm just trying to annoy you)"

"Can't cast a void type to type void (because the ANSI spec. says so, that's why)"

"Huh?"

"Can't go mucking with a 'void *'"

"We already did this function"

"This label is the target of a goto from outside of the block containing this label AND this block has an automatic variable with an initializer AND your window wasn't wide enough to read this whole error message"

"Call me paranoid but finding '/*' inside this comment makes me suspicious"

"Too many errors on one line (make fewer)"

"Symbol table full -- fatal heap error; please go buy a RAM upgrade from your local Apple dealer"

ferret
05-24-2004, 10:30 AM
Hah! Those are great

Spyder
05-24-2004, 10:36 AM
"Too many errors on one line (make fewer)" is the best

Scorpion
05-24-2004, 01:31 PM
Hehe, reminds me of the old windows errors jokes.

StealthMonkey
05-24-2004, 08:25 PM
that can't be real! haha that would be great. i would have a lot better relationship with my compiler if it made me laugh, instead of making me strike my monitor so hard i fracture bones in my wrist

Spyder
05-24-2004, 09:54 PM
haha, well said!